ACCIDENTAL HOOTCH INSURANCE - Revision history

Randylyon at 20:59, 19 May 2024

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	ACCIDENTAL HOOTCH INSURANCE. ~~Local~~ joke during Iowa's [[PROHIBITION]] years from 1920-1933. In reaction to Iowa's prohibition laws, Dubuque insurance agents in 1923 suggested a humorous form of insurance.		ACCIDENTAL HOOTCH INSURANCE. Accidental Hootch Insurance was a local joke during Iowa's [[PROHIBITION]] years from 1920-1933. In reaction to Iowa's prohibition laws, Dubuque insurance agents in 1923 suggested a humorous form of insurance.

	"Accidental Hootch Insurance" was "issued" by a company headquartered in Home Brew Office, Anytown, U.S.A. with relief stations in Cuba, Bimini, Nassau and Montreal. The price of the policy was fifteen cents with Wood, Alcohol, and Company as the general agents.		"Accidental Hootch Insurance" was "issued" by a company headquartered in Home Brew Office, Anytown, U.S.A. with relief stations in Cuba, Bimini, Nassau and Montreal. The price of the policy was fifteen cents with Wood, Alcohol, and Company as the general agents.

Randylyon at 17:37, 26 October 2023

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	Questions to be answered by the prospective applicant included--"Who is your favorite bootlegger? Will you attend the retired bootleggers' convention to be held in Cuba? Where did you get booze for Christmas and New Years? "Is Anheuser-Busch a plant or a fond memory? Do you require medical advice and assistance more often since prohibition? Do you drink hootch because you like it or because you think it is hard to get?		Questions to be answered by the prospective applicant included--"Who is your favorite bootlegger? Will you attend the retired bootleggers' convention to be held in Cuba? Where did you get booze for Christmas and New Years? "Is Anheuser-Busch a plant or a fond memory? Do you require medical advice and assistance more often since prohibition? Do you drink hootch because you like it or because you think it is hard to get?

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Randylyon at 03:06, 13 September 2017

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	Questions to be answered by the prospective applicant included--"Who is your favorite bootlegger? Will you attend the retired bootleggers' convention to be held in Cuba? Where did you get booze for Christmas and New Years? "Is Anheuser-Busch a plant or a fond memory? Do you require medical advice and assistance more often since prohibition? Do you drink hootch because you like it or because you think it is hard to get?		Questions to be answered by the prospective applicant included--"Who is your favorite bootlegger? Will you attend the retired bootleggers' convention to be held in Cuba? Where did you get booze for Christmas and New Years? "Is Anheuser-Busch a plant or a fond memory? Do you require medical advice and assistance more often since prohibition? Do you drink hootch because you like it or because you think it is hard to get?

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Randylyon at 03:05, 13 September 2017

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	Questions to be answered by the prospective applicant included--"Who is your favorite bootlegger? Will you attend the retired bootleggers' convention to be held in Cuba? Where did you get booze for Christmas and New Years? "Is Anheuser-Busch a plant or a fond memory? Do you require medical advice and assistance more often since prohibition? Do you drink hootch because you like it or because you think it is hard to get?		Questions to be answered by the prospective applicant included--"Who is your favorite bootlegger? Will you attend the retired bootleggers' convention to be held in Cuba? Where did you get booze for Christmas and New Years? "Is Anheuser-Busch a plant or a fond memory? Do you require medical advice and assistance more often since prohibition? Do you drink hootch because you like it or because you think it is hard to get?

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Randylyon: New page: ACCIDENTAL HOOTCH INSURANCE. Local joke during Iowa's PROHIBITION years from 1920-1933. In reaction to Iowa's prohibition laws, Dubuque insurance agents in 1923 suggested a humorous fo...

2010-06-17T03:16:09Z

New page: ACCIDENTAL HOOTCH INSURANCE. Local joke during Iowa's PROHIBITION years from 1920-1933. In reaction to Iowa's prohibition laws, Dubuque insurance agents in 1923 suggested a humorous fo...

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ACCIDENTAL HOOTCH INSURANCE. Local joke during Iowa's [[PROHIBITION]] years from 1920-1933. In reaction to Iowa's prohibition laws, Dubuque insurance agents in 1923 suggested a humorous form of insurance.

"Accidental Hootch Insurance" was "issued" by a company headquartered in Home Brew Office, Anytown, U.S.A. with relief stations in Cuba, Bimini, Nassau and Montreal. The price of the policy was fifteen cents with Wood, Alcohol, and Company as the general agents.

The "policy" was worded in the usual legal phrases. In the schedule of losses caused by hootch, a person found "sympathy" was all the reparation obtained from "the loss of interest in life," " blinded by hootch," "damage to stomach lining," "losing way home," "partial separation from favorite brands," and "loss of favorite bootleggers address."

Questions to be answered by the prospective applicant included--"Who is your favorite bootlegger? Will you attend the retired bootleggers' convention to be held in Cuba? Where did you get booze for Christmas and New Years? "Is Anheuser-Busch a plant or a fond memory? Do you require medical advice and assistance more often since prohibition? Do you drink hootch because you like it or because you think it is hard to get?